Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.