What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.