Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Tread Jokes More Tread Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens