Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !