Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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Sister Cell Jokes More Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Tread Jokes More Tread Jokes

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.