Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!