What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.