What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."