What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.