What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.