Deaf Person Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."