Natural Log Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

You might also enjoy:

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Euler Jokes More Euler Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.