Natural Log Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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Buy 2 get 1 free

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Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie