Natural Log Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

Euler Jokes More Euler Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Organic Mathematician Jokes More Organic Mathematician Jokes

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.