Natural Log Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Organic Mathematician Jokes More Organic Mathematician Jokes

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.