Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.