Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Natural Log Jokes More Natural Log Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)