What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook