How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Tuber Jokes More Tuber Jokes

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.