How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

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What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.