How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.