What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.