None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
Nein!
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Many hands make light work.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.