How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.