How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.