How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.