How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.