How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"