What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?

Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger

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What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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How many successive 'ands' can you fit into a sentence with it still making sense?

The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.