What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?

Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger

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The letter F.

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Disney movies can still touch children.

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Because of the towel ban.

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Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.