Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger
one actually fights for change
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
A baby falling out of an airplane.
A carri-on bag
They never get old
Because abortions float.
Shemail
He uses a Luigi board.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.