Good Dad Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

Encourage Jokes More Encourage Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Simon Jokes More Simon Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.