Good Dad Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

You might also enjoy:

Pretty Jokes More Pretty Jokes

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.