Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.