Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada