What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.