What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?