What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !