What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)