What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.