What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.