How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

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How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."