How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.