What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!