What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!