What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

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What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.