What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon