A Cheese Kurd.
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
A Tourist!
They both have a hated governor.