What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...