What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre