What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre