What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101