How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills