How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!