How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.