Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
Please wait...
Reddit already. Downvote.
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.