What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

Sasha Grey Jokes More Sasha Grey Jokes

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth