What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1