What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

A: They both have had major burns on their face.

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.