What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Sasha Grey Jokes More Sasha Grey Jokes

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth