What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Sasha Grey Jokes More Sasha Grey Jokes

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth