Youtube Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

removed

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this