Youtube Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.