What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!