What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!