Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.