Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...