Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows