Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."