Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
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Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Because they have no daddy issues.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
An egg gets laid
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
A: A walkie-talkie.
You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
Namaste.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Tutankhamun.
In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.