Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
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Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
He was resisting a rest
A happy medium.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
He thought it had a lot of potential.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
My Roku.
Because he was resisting a rest.
Not /r/movies.
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
Because his watch has ended.
