Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.