Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
between 18 and 24 yrs
You don't live in Mississippi.
They'll tell you.
Somebody shot his dog
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Nailed it
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he's not a mourning person
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
