Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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He thought they were a delivery service
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
A jet setter !
A bunny with money.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
