Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
You stay here, I'll go on a head
The sails are going through the roof.
For me, it's about three fifths.
He was choking the chicken.
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I think you're condensating for something.
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Your room-matey.
For the Good of the Caws.
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
