Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
No hard feelings.
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
Holy Braille
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Both start off as eggs.
