Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Quatro-cinco
OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
You stop feeding it.
Patty O'Furniture
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
They dont know where home is.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Because they're shellfish
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
