What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture