What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture