What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.