What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture