What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture