What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture