What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture