How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's