How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.