How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.