How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature