How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture