How does the executioner like his coffee?

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

How does the executioner like his coffee?

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

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