How does the executioner like his coffee?

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

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