Some nights, I don't know.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
A one night stand with Jesus
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Put it in his honey.
Because he's a FUN-GUY :P
Very fun until it goes Russian.