What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?