What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).