What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.