What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.