What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

K9 Unit Jokes More K9 Unit Jokes

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard