What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

K9 Unit Jokes More K9 Unit Jokes

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard