What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.