K9 Jokes

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Why do they call dogs K-9?

Because K-10 are for pussies.

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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