Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.