Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

How's she now?

Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

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Where does the sick calculus student go for medical help?

to the L'Hospital...

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

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What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box