Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Dental Medication Jokes More Dental Medication Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right?

a Barker Lounger !

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!