Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

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What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.