Kay Jokes

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

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Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay?

because... K8 K9

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

South Park Jokes More South Park Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

K Jokes More K Jokes

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!