What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.