What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.