Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Because it's always a THAI game.

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I came. I saw. I concurred.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

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Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

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