Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.