What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.