What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.