What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes