What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded