What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.