What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs