What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes