What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.