What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.