What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.