What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.