What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"