What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"