What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"