They want to look like their mothers.
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When her moustache is on fire!
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
Her brother has a moustache.
Sorry guys, moustache!"
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
He has one clean finger.
BYE-SON!
A pedi-file
A stutterer.
So they know where to stop shaving.
Deceased
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
Because they are already covered.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
May 2019. Next question.
I don't care. You pick
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."