Moustache Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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BYE-SON!

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A stutterer.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

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Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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Because they are already covered.

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Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

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I don't care. You pick

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