They want to look like their mothers.
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When her moustache is on fire!
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
Her brother has a moustache.
Sorry guys, moustache!"
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
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You switch sides at half time.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Because they are already covered.
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
me 30 minutes into dieting
He had a black eye.
Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)
He was a little hoarse.
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
