They want to look like their mothers.
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When her moustache is on fire!
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
Her brother has a moustache.
Sorry guys, moustache!"
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.
He desperately kneaded the dough!
Because he was checking her out.
A stutterer.
So they know where to stop shaving.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
Divorced.
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Stylus.
