Moustache Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Style Jokes More Style Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

Lookin Jokes More Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.