Moustache Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Lookin Jokes More Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.