Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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Lycan Jokes More Lycan Jokes

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.