Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Lycan Jokes More Lycan Jokes

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...