What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"