What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.