What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.