What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"