What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.