What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans?

The quequeque

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.