What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

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What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory?

Willy Juanka.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.