What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!